Captain Powder, played by David Moe (founder of Powder Magazine) is on a mission to defend winter during the "cold war", fighting the forces of summer. He gets sidetracked by women and a failed attempt at family life, to realize that he'd rather be skiing. "I'd rather be skiing than happy with you" features Glen Plake, John Egan, Scott Kauf (2x mogul champion), John Falkiner, Lamb Chop Dag (sheep speed record holder), 80's speedskiers, and other assorted maniacs. Filmed on 16mm in France, Norway, Switzerland, Colorado, and New Mexico. Original score from Sweden and licensed Russian music.